Ferret? Wear it!

Today I worked the escort service at school... and no, not THAT type of escort service. Man, I wish. Too bad they're all mostly timid girls afriad of the dark/sexual predation. What kind of relationship could I build around that? Throw me a bone or something.

Yeah, I work for UCPD, not Cheetahs or Booblicious Babes, or for whoever I make all of those expensive nightly phonecalls too.

The last escort I did was kind of loopy. She was definitely one of those "cat ladies." Yeah, I learned she has 3 dogs and 6 cats, and she just got another dog a whiles ago. But see, all of the cats hate this dog, and some refuse to come into the house, other cats refuse to be served food on the floor, so she has to set it up on the counter. Anyways, she has this really complicated system of feeding all of the animals in the morning, and now I know about it. I feel like that's a bit too much for me. I could write down, right here, the process in it's entirety. She just loved to talk about it.

I hope I don't become animal-loopy when I'm old. I can take crazy, but I dod not want to be "Old Lady Ferret-Face" after having over 50 ferrets living in my housing, one of which I killed a man in Nicaragua for in order to obtain in the deep jungles of .. fuck it, I have no idea what the natural habitat of a ferret is. Forest maybe? eh, whatever. As far as I'm concerned, it's natural habitat should be in my closet as my jacket, gloves, and hat. Ferret shoes while we're at it! ? Not so sure how that would work, but I'm getting creative imagery in my mind; although the having the heads poke out in front probably isn't all that creative of a thought/idea.

I want to watch a snake and a ferret battle it out. That's cruel. Oh.. yeah, it is... I mean't mongoose. Ferret wouln't stand a chance. Ferrets are pussies.

goodnight. The lights have turned off around me.