Googlisms?

In wasting my time, I thought some of the "Googlisms" were hillarious when I typed my name:


susanne is blind en bezig met de opzet van een bedrijf
susanne is a speaker on the national lecture circuit and is known for her personal promotion as the dallas hat lady
susanne is that still bothering you? justin and i grew up together
susanne is clearly in love with words; when they are good
susanne is already in labor pains
susanne is also the breeder owner of beowulf mastiffs
susanne is a victorian bed and breakfast offering spacious and elegant suites with up
susanne is recorded as having received two payments from the church consisting of £5
susanne is aan de universiteit van leuven geneeskunde gaan studeren
susanne is a gorgeous 22" porcelain doll dressed in victorian finery of dark red satin with black lace trim and wearing a white and gold feather boa
susanne is the head of the combined nordrhein
susanne is klein en blond
susanne is de enige die een studie volgt die iets met kinderen te maken heeft
susanne is an unique example of creatures working on the fashion scene


I really don't know why do many of them are in German. I don't know what they say exactly, but I'm sure it can be assumed that they are hillarious.

Man, these labor pains suck der ässen.