I'z Be Trippin'

Today, I was talking to this girl while leaving chem lecture, and we were heading up the stairs out of the hall... when I totally just ATE IT. Haha. That's the second time this year in which I have done a humiliating trip in front of a multitude of people. I'm kind of worried; last year I only had one humilating trip. This year -- two, and the year isn't even over yet. What is this trend is increasing exponentially? What is next year I have 4.... or 6? That would be amazing.

I got a phone call inbetween my thoughts, and now I'm all confused. Where am I?

Why is Saturday just not that attractive anymore?