Entities Hate Cyclists/Me

Some supernatural force, some ungodly being... like a god of some sort -- wait. whatever... some sort of Entity did not want me to go biking today.

A string of unfortunate events:

1.) Justin's lost waterbottle: thought to be in my car, which is at the bottom of the hill. Thus, rode down to bottom (at the top of the hill, I shifted weird and the chain came off. Got it back on while riding, but an ominous sign of things to come). Then, started off the true ride by climbing back up the hill nearly resulting in cardioexplodia of myself.

2.) Thirsty after that stupid hill. Well, we WERE at a red light, so I thought I'd just unclip one pedal, balance myself, and get my bottle. Popped the bottle open in mouth... oh -- that whole "balance" thing -- disappeared. Fell. GREEN LIGHT! AHHH!!

3.) Flat tire. Thank God (wait, I'm supposed to be bitter towards all supernatural forces here)... thank goodness that Justin was there with the patch kit. It probably would be useful to get one of those for myself.

4.) Car door. Man, I hate it when people open those things in front of me while I ride at 20 mph.

5) How do you get to the Marina? Oh wait, I don't really know. Let's just ride around randomly until I find it.

6.) At the Marina: Hmm... I'll just sit here and rest for a bit. Mmm... delicious water... FINISH IT. Yes yes, delicious. Good thing I finished it so that now I can go up to the drinking fountain there and fill it up again. Oh. The fountain isn't working. *sigh*

7.) Did I mention that a guy in an arm-crank bike passed me? AN ARM-CRANK BIKE. Look, ok it wasn't really like he truly passed me. In fact, it was I who passed him, but I ended up stopping at a red light.. and then he pulled ahead of me as it turned green... and well, I didn't really FEEL like passing him -- but I COULD HAVE... OK?!

8.) I shouldn't have eaten almost all of the dried fruit. I'm a horrible horrible person.