Cottonmouth

I can't believe how upset I am.

On the LA Zoo's website, you can vote for the "Ultimate Swamp Thing." The choices are White Alligator, Spoonbill & Ibis, River Otter, American Alligator, Cottonmouth, and Carnivorous Plants.

I voted for the Cottonmouth, though I was also thinking about Carnivorous Plants. These are the results thus far:

White Alligator 33.2%
Spoonbill and Ibis 26.5%
River Otter 16.4%
American Alligator 13.3%
Cottonmouth 6.3%
Carnivorous Plants 4.2%

Seriously. How can my choices be the bottom two? I feel like Justin at the Racetrack.

But come on.
White Alligator: "...the ultimate swamp thing because it illustrates the diversity in wild animals" as quoted by John Lewis, Zoo Director. WTF. That's the worst reason ever.
Spoonbill and Ibis: If it's not an Osprey, it's not extreme.
River Otter: Too cute.
American Alligator: It's American. It's not allowed to win, because I'm a Liberal, and I hate America.
The Cottonmouth: IT'S A SNAKE THAT FUCKING SWIMS, EATS FISH, AND IS VENOMOUS. FUCK THAT IS SCARY.
Carnivorous Plants: It's a PLANT that eats BUGS. SERIOUSLY.

The above results prove to me the stupidity of the human species.