Ideally

I got Justin something when I was down in SD, and I wanted to tell him, but didn't want to give it away. So, I described it as such: Before I give it to you, you have to close your eyes. Then, if you use it ideally, you get to keep it, and if you don't use it ideally, you don't get to use it for a very long time.

I swear, the simplest things are the most difficult to disguise.

In response, he told me that when he gets back on Thursday, I have to close my eyes, and if I use him ideally, then I get to keep him, and if I don't use him ideally, then I don't get to use him for a very long time.


It made me laugh so hard.